Catch 22: Cat Quotes Sum Up Cats Purr-fectly

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AmyBrown
Jul 16, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

You know, and we know, that cats are the absolutely best. Yet, it's hard to sometimes put into words exactly why they're so heckin' incredible. 

Here's some nailed-it cat quotes that pretty much hit the nail on the head!

Via Good House-Keeping

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  • 01
    Cat - There are two means ot refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer GH
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  • 02
    Cat - In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats GH
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  • 03
    Cat - In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Terry Pratchett GH
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  • 04
    Cat - What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens GH
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  • 05
    Cat - A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door it's really hard to catch. Charles M. Blow GH
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  • 06
    Facial expression - It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. Cynthia E. Varnado GH
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  • 07
    Cat - As every cat owner knows, nobody Owns a cat. Ellen Perry Berkeley GH
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  • 08
    Cat - A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. Ernest Hemingway GH
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  • 09
    Cat - If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats. Eugen Weber GH
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  • 10
    Cat - Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. James Herriot GH
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  • 11
    Cat - Are cats strange animals or do they SO resemble that we find them curious as we do monkeys? John Steinbeck GH
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  • 12
    Cat - No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet. GH
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  • 13
    Cat - The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. Lloyd Alexander GH
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  • 14
    Cat - A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark Twain GH
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  • 15
    Cat - If cats could talk, they wouldn't. Nan Porter GH
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  • 16
    Cat - The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone GH
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  • 17
    Cat - People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life. GH
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  • 18
    Cat - Cats have it all: admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen GH
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  • 19
    Cat - When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time. Seanan McGuire GH
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  • 20
    Cat - There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. Tay Hohoff GH
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    Cat - Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. William S. Burroughs GH
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